This episode brought to you by the following patrons, Heather, Min, Jason, Madeline, Laura, Jeremy with the laser eyes, Allie, Kristen, and Tia. And all the patrons want you to know that you're loved, your listens to, and you're a valuable member of this awesome horror virgin community. And if you want to hang out with us, do so in the Facebook group, Discord server, or subreddit, where we'll be hanging out daily. I referred to this shirt the other day because I went to go put it on. I had to get out of my suitcase and the cat was on my suitcase.

And I was like,

Keith! out daily. I referred to this shirt the other day because I went to go put it on. I had to get out of my suitcase and the cat was on my suitcase.

And I was like, kitty move so mommy can get her capitalist gift from the capitalist store.

You know, knowing is the first battle.

Meanwhile, the cat's over there just hanging out in Amazon boxes.

Like, he's not the problem.

If I fits, I ships. If I fits, I ships.

If I fits, I chips.

We can talk about the true origins of Fanta and how they don't mention cocaine at

Coca-Cola World.

They don't mention the cocaine enough at Coca-Cola World, I agree.

At all.

And that's how you know it's still way better than Pepsi, because even after they took

the cocaine out, it tastes better.

People are still like, hell yeah.

I'd like to buy the world a Coke to just get through the day.

I know, right?

Thank you for tuning into Horror Virgin. I'm Paige.

And I'm your horror virgin Todd, which means I don't like scary movies, but you guys make

me watch them. And this week, Paige made us watch the final destination.

Four.

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