All right, less ready. Good. I'm good.

Hi, everyone. Welcome to the Golden Ratio bonus pod. I am Jen, G.R. Mom, joined as

always by G.R. Dad. Bonus modus. This has been a while. I had to remember my lines. Yeah. I mean, this is normally how we introduce the... I have two lines. That's one. That was one of them. That's right. When we do the bonus pods for the Patrions, this is how we introduce them, but we're going to put this one out for everybody. Really? It's big news. Big news. I mean, do you want to restrict it to the patrons only? No. Okay. I mean, I think you've already tweeted it to everyone. Yeah, the news is not limited. That's true. Let's talk about it. Talk about it, as we say. The cocktail of the week this week is the Cuba Libre. Huh. It's a good drink. It's a good dog. It's a good drink. We got a new dog. This is a no rules podcast, so we don't need a cocktail of the week. We haven't, I am drinking a Cuba Libre, but that's a separate issue. In honor of new dog. Yeah. Whose name is.

Cuba Libre. Was. Kubara.

Kubara, which is a fish. Yep. It's a Cuban snapper.

It's a fish. This is a dog.

That's correct. We have not been keeping this a secret.

We met her today.

Yeah, we met her today six hours ago, if that, for the first time.

Yeah, our vet reached out to us and...

Like on Friday.

I mean, it really hasn't been long.

Today, Sunday.

Yeah.

Our vet reached out and she was owned by someone and she turns out to only have one kidney

and it doesn't seem to be doing its job.

And also she's got really bad allergy.

She's just very problematic.

Oh, but she does have six toes on her back feet.

She has five where most dogs normally have four. I think she's got six. She looks like one of those Hemingway cats. Is this like where men used to just think like women had a different number of teeth because no one wouldn't have counted them? And ribs. Oh no, men had fewer ribs or something. Yes. And it's like have you... I've never a cat. I haven't counted her. She is, I'm not messing with her paws. That's rude. That's so unlike you, you mess with the paws of every dog in this house. Ah, a slander. I would never. I mean, don't ask any of the dogs right now. They're all hiding their paws. They're all their little paws tucked under them because

cause in their mouth well uh kubara now kuba librae is uh she's got some terazadone on board

oh she does okay i gave it to her before i took her for a walk so we've been we went to visit

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