422. Shut The Hell Up

The Golden Ratio Podcast

The Golden Ratio

Comedy

5.0 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 7 March 2026

⏱️ 39 minutes

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0:00.0	Hi, everyone.
0:11.0	Welcome to the Golden Rishio podcast.
0:12.9	I am Jen, G.R. Mom, joined over distance by G.R. Dad.
0:15.9	Hi.
0:16.8	How's it going, G.R. Dad.
0:17.7	Pretty good.
0:18.7	Excellent. Excellent.
0:19.3	The cocktail of the week this week is the rug burn.
0:23.3	Oh, no.
0:24.4	Okay.
0:25.3	Good burn.
0:26.7	Good name.
0:27.8	It's been, I don't know.
0:28.9	I think that word has been, has changed meanings or acquired meanings over time.
0:34.4	Go ahead.
0:34.9	Okay.
0:35.2	I do have an alternative, if you'd prefer, called the shut the Go ahead. Okay. I do have an alternative if you'd prefer called the
0:39.0	shut the hell up. I do like that. That's a good one. We'll save the rug burn for some other day.
0:47.3	The shut the hell up is half an ounce of 151 proof rum. Well, there it is. Half an ounce of tequila.
0:55.7	Half an ounce of Southern Comfort or Soko, if you want.
0:59.3	Oh, no, that's three liquors already.
1:01.5	And five ounces of cranberry juice.
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