419 - Post-Thanksgiving Extravaganza

The Tim Dillon Show

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4.8 • 12.2K Ratings

🗓️ 30 November 2024

⏱️ 74 minutes

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Tim talks about his Thanksgiving, Frederick Douglas, Tostitos Scoops, withholding judgment on a grandmother, the Ice Cream Museum’s lawsuit, homeless court, Gen Z losing itself online and Baby Shark’s latest use case.

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0:00.0	Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Tim Dillon show.
0:02.5	Post Thanksgiving extravaganza, I hope you and your family had a nice time.
0:11.9	I do.
0:13.1	I do.
0:13.6	We kid around a lot on this show and we talk about some very dark things.
0:18.9	But I hope you and your family had a good time at Thanksgiving.
0:25.2	Because you know what most families are doing right now instead of having Thanksgiving?
0:29.3	And I'm actually a little disturbed by this.
0:33.0	Most families are, they're doing away with the turkey and they're just having sex with each other.
0:41.1	Most families in this country are having sex with each other.
0:45.6	Is that right?
0:47.2	Is that nice?
0:48.2	I don't think it is.
0:50.4	Most families are meeting up to have an orgy instead of Thanksgiving dinner where you would have a sweet potato, something like that.
1:00.3	They're meeting up to have sex in the living room for hours, for hours with each other.
1:07.5	It's that's incest, it's pedophilia.
1:10.4	There's other philiasas so i'm just saying to those of you who are
1:16.7	celebrating the old-fashioned way by eating a meal with your family and not fucking them in the
1:23.7	living room.
1:32.5	And it's not just, oh, it's a different lifestyle.
1:35.0	Don't judge our holiday tradition.
1:36.8	That's what one of my friends said.
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