Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Tim Dillon show.

Happy Christmas.

Happy Hanukkah, happy Kwanza.

This is the time for Ramadan, and this is the winter solstice.

This is the season of all the holiday.

I think this is Ramadan.

This is all of the holidays.

And it is a season of giving,

a season of really reflecting on the things we have.

And I'm serious. I don't usually, I'm not usually serious on this, but often I am.

Much of what you think is a joke is actually serious and much of what you think is serious is

actually a joke. It's the great irony of the program. You'll never know which is which.

I'll be long gone before you can figure it out.

Historians will devote lots of paper and pen, ink, or cyber, you know, whatever clicks,

to what went on here in the studio the past seven years.

But it is time during the holidays to reflect on family, right?

And to reflect on how lucky we are, even if we're not lucky.

Even if we're not lucky, we are lucky.

The United Healthcare CEO is lucky, was lucky, was was lucky he died doing what he loved standing outside

a Manhattan hotel getting ready to speak to the troops to rev up the troops he died doing

what he loved standing outside of a Manhattan hotel at 6 a.m. getting ready to rev up the troops. He had a call. I believe he had some investment call or something. He died doing what he loved. How lucky is he? No, seriously. How lucky is he? I think it's time to think about the holidays in a different

way. It's too materialistic. It's disgusting. The stores and the toys and the crap.

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