418 - Matt Gaetz & The Non-Binary Capitalist

The Tim Dillon Show

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🗓️ 23 November 2024

⏱️ 65 minutes

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Tim examines the Matt Gaetz scandal, ICBM’s for Christmas, F1, how many Italians are on social media, Trans-Republicans, getting blitzed with your parents, female incels and why he didn’t grow up with game night.

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0:00.0	Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Tim Dillon show.
0:02.3	I'm getting over laryngitis, but the voice is strong.
0:07.6	Matt Gates had sex with a child.
0:14.6	I just think of all the women who thought that they were going to get a respite from this for one week.
0:20.0	And their boyfriend is playing this.
0:22.3	And, you know, they're in the kitchen making a jello no bake
0:25.3	or whatever women do.
0:26.4	I don't know what they do.
0:27.6	But they're in the kitchen making a stir fry or something.
0:31.0	And then they just hear, Matt Gates.
0:34.7	But Matt Gates, friend of the show,
0:42.4	like our friend diddy, friend of the show,
0:48.8	withdrew his nomination for Attorney General,
0:52.7	and I believe, am I correct about this?
0:54.2	He's now on cameo.
0:56.7	Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, I believe I saw that. This has been the worst 48 hours of this man's life.
1:00.6	Can you imagine going from thinking you were going to be the attorney general and then you're on cameo wishing people a happy birthday? Is this really true? Is he really on cameo, wishing people a happy birthday.
1:11.8	Is this really true?
1:13.4	Is he really on cameo?
1:15.1	He's charging $500 to make bespoke fan videos on the cameo.
1:20.9	If you don't know what cameo is.
1:24.0	Cameo, and no shade to anyone who's on cameo, by the way,
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