419. Heart Beats Part 2

One Shot

Dillin Apelyan

Games, Leisure, Comedy

4.8 • 908 Ratings

🗓️ 9 August 2021

⏱️ 69 minutes

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Summary

Can heart transplant surgery cure homophobia? Will an underappreciated sibling's ruse impersonating their more attractive counterpart result in bliss or disaster? Will a daring risk-taker perform a dangerous exploratory surgery to satisfy a medical insurance provider in a dark quid pro quo? Can something terrible please happen to Huckamule Kidcutter who is just THE WORST? CONTENT NOTEThis series draws a lot of comedy from inappropriate conduct in a medical setting. James' character repeatedly references losing child patients though no children are hurt in the course of the actual story. There is also frequent reference to how broken the US healthcare system and particularly health insurance is. THE ULTIMATE MICRO RPG BOOKGet some games! THE ULTIMATE RPG GAMEMASTER'S WORLD BUILDING GUIDEGet a copy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hello heroes and welcome to another exciting episode of one shot.
0:03.3	I'm James Damato, your host in GameMaster.
0:06.1	Heroes this week we are continuing our adventure with heartbeats.
0:10.1	Get ready for more pulse-pounding medical drama.
0:13.6	And since we have no announcements, let's get to the show. I think then we're ready to get back up with Snazzie's story.
0:40.0	Oh, yeah. So I think I will, I'll meet with my dad, my patient.
0:44.8	Yes.
0:45.8	Uh, B.J.J.
0:48.4	Bobby Triple J. I don't say, B.J. It's not a gay thing.
0:57.0	Um, so I think you'll be, uh, well I need to sort of tell you that I want to do this surgery, so maybe I'll have you in my office, which is still extremely well lit and the window is still often.
1:11.0	And I like sort of come in and I'm all frustrated because I don't want to talk to you but I have to talk to you because I have to change your heart.
1:20.0	And I put down all my stuff.
1:22.8	It's like, oh, sorry, to make you wait, dad.
1:27.2	I guess I was just busy on grinder or whatever.
1:30.0	Snazzleton, do you have to talk to me about your grinding and your colluding with others?
1:38.0	Maybe I do. Maybe that's all I've ever wanted to talk to you about is all of my colluding dad, papa.
1:46.0	You talk to me about balls, about the balls that I don't care about,
1:50.5	Snazleton. You always just wanted me to be a basketball player, but instead I became the best
1:55.8	heart surgeon in the Midwest, which is where we currently are.
2:00.8	You may be the best, but again, you know that whole colluding thing.
2:06.0	Well, that's just why I want to talk to you about, Father.
2:09.0	I have done some very good research here, and I think I might be able to change your heart.
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