Excuse me, can I talk to you for a second?

How can I help you?

My date's eating all the fully loaded nachos.

All the ones with the meat, cheese, and everything,

the ones that are fully loaded, cheese hogging them.

So I'm mostly getting just like just chips,

just chips like nothing on them,

but like a little bit of cheese and maybe one little nugget of meat.

Okay.

Can you say something to her?

Say what?

Maybe go up the table and just say like, hey stop that or like that's not allowed.

You want me to go over and say stop eating the meat on the chips?

Just say the restaurant has, it's not you, it's the rule the restaurant has

that if you get an item to share, you can't, one person can't just eat all the fully loaded ones like don't look around find the one with most meat and always eat that one

Can you just ask her to share with you? You just say the restaurant has a rule? TBTL.

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