#4183 Negative A

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 12 April 2024

⏱️ 86 minutes

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Summary

Andrew comes in hot with a LOT of thoughts about Crocodile Dundee, while new information about Shohei Ohtani's interpreter has Luke reconsidering his earlier opinions on the baseball great.

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0:00.0	Wouldn't it be weird if you died and you woke up and you were in heaven just like they always told you?
0:07.5	Wouldn't you feel stupid? There were pearly gates, you know, and St. Peter and everybody had wings on, there were angels.
0:15.0	Ha!
0:17.0	When you go, oh no!
0:20.0	Oh no!
0:25.0	I feel like an idiot! No, in colleagues, they said this was all bullshit.
0:28.0	That wasn't so bad though, wasn't so bad, was I?
0:32.0	I mean, how many times I take the Lord's name in vain
0:34.0	Ooh a million six oh Jesus Christ I didn't think T. Bt. M.
0:45.0	Guess what day it is.
0:50.0	Guess what day it is.
0:52.0	It's Friday. It's Friday, Friday, going to get down on Friday.
0:56.3	Everybody's looking forward to the weekend.
0:58.9	It's called dissing your dog.
1:01.3	How to Train Your Puppy with Mockery and Verbal Humiliation. He might be a little. your puppy with mockery and verbal humiliation.
1:04.0	He might be a little fat, he might be a little drunk, but okay he can sometimes yell at us a little but he's the last superhero in the world.
1:15.9	But he scoop stoop, poo, poo, poo.
1:19.2	Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, this is a whole new level of nerd.
1:25.6	All right, hello, good morning and welcome everyone
1:28.5	to a Friday edition of TVTL, the show
1:31.3	that just might be too beautiful to live.
1:33.8	It's a waste of time to do that.
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