#4170 Every Girl's Crazy 'Bout A Sharp Dressed Plant

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 26 March 2024

⏱️ 84 minutes

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Summary

Andrew was excited about his new houseplant until he realized he might have made a huge mistake. Luke was up late(ish) putting together IKEA cabinetry, then was shocked by a new twist in the saga of his kitchen counters. And the Portland Pickles memorialize one of the best and worst moments in baseball broadcasting.

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0:00.0	All right, let's get to work actors. I got three words for you.
0:03.2	Glen Gary, Glen, Ross.
0:06.1	Coffies for closers only. You call yourself a salesman.
0:12.1	You son of a bitch.
0:14.0	Hi, I'm from downtown.
0:16.0	I'm from Mitchell Murray.
0:18.0	So you've got, all of you got, just one week to regain your jobs starting with tonight.
0:26.5	Okay, we're adding a little something
0:28.4	to this month's sales contest.
0:31.2	As you all know, first prize is a Cadillac El Dorado.
0:37.0	Anybody want to see what second prize is?
0:39.0	Second prize is a set of steak knives.
0:44.5	Third prize is you're fired, but I've worked out a little...
0:49.0	I'm not kidding.
0:51.0	You're making me nauseous.
0:52.0	TVTL! kidding. You're making me nauseous. T.B.T.L.
0:55.0	You know, I think about this.
0:59.0	And what about this internet thing?
1:00.0	Do you, do you know anything about that?
1:02.0	Sure.
1:03.0	What the hell is that exactly?
1:05.0	Don't you kind of feel like a sellout?
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