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TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

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TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.82.4K Ratings

🗓️ 25 March 2024

⏱️ 106 minutes

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Summary

Andrew's appearance on a local radio show somehow transforms him into a mustache man. Luke's perfect reporting assignment in Palm Springs became less-than-perfect when strangers got involved. And they discuss the blowback (and comeuppance?) J-Lo is receiving on TikTok.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hey Oscar, when you get a loan, you don't have to use it for exactly what you say you're going to, right?

0:09.0

Yes, you do.

0:11.0

No, but I mean, once the bank gives you the money, it is your money, you can use it for whatever you want, right?

0:20.0

No, Kevin, that would be fraud.

0:22.0

Let's say that you tell the bank that you're going to open up an ice cream store

0:27.6

but instead you buy an ice cream cartically you're still selling ice cream.

0:34.8

I know you have gambling debts.

0:39.4

Gambling debts?

0:40.7

What?

0:43.0

Promise me you will not take out a small business loan and use that money to pay off your

0:47.7

bucky?

0:48.7

What's a booky?

0:51.1

I don't even know what you're talking about. You are weird. You are a really weird dude.

0:58.0

TBTL.

1:00.0

Look, I get it. I get it. I'm not always fun to be around. I can be loud and abrasive.

1:09.0

My breath, the doctors say I have incurable stink tongue.

1:13.0

I really dug the way you use fantasy, current events, and cooking in a kind of

1:21.6

tapestry of storytelling.

1:23.0

Lady Gaga said she's addicted to it and is not harmless.

1:27.0

Did you ever think that maybe this mortal life

1:29.0

than being really, really, really, really, really, really, really, ridiculously good looking.

1:34.6

So I'm nervous but I'm excited at the same time.

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