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The Cryptonaut Podcast

#417: Labat House Madness: Fae Fight Back!

The Cryptonaut Podcast

Marc Storrs

Comedy, Society & Culture

4.81.2K Ratings

🗓️ 15 December 2025

⏱️ 59 minutes

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Summary

Beginning in the late 1960s, an array of French kids began having bizarre run-ins with a bevy of diminutive, pot-bellied, elf-like entities that left investigators wondering if this might not be the opening of a new era of high strangeness.

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0:00.0

The

0:07.0

The Hello and welcome to Cryptonaut podcast.

0:39.0

I am Mark Stores when me as always is.

0:39.9

Rob Morphy.

0:40.7

Bobby B.

0:41.7

And crap.

0:42.3

Crap.

0:47.2

I'm just going to be over here with my little hoodie on.

0:48.6

Dude, it's like 13 out.

0:51.6

I'm going to be talked into my neck like this.

0:52.3

Oh, my gosh. The entire time.

0:53.0

Oh, like Santarans? Yes. The neck free. Exactly. Sontrans. Santaran's. That was the running joke the whole fucking thing. It was funny every time. It's because David Tennant is a fucking go. I do love that fucking the design of that alien. It was pretty fucking sick. Oh, so doofy and awesome. Just weird potatoes. Yeah, like quasi-juggernauts almost, but like tiny. Yeah. They just got that wide. But super proud all the time. Which makes it fun. Yeah, I mean, the studio was a little bit, a little bit warm from my taste, but the outdoors are very cold. Yeah, yeah. No, we're officially

1:28.3

locked into the Arctic, so we're just going to wait for the thing to come and get us. That's fine. The Arctic thing. Literally the thing. I don't think that's how it works. It doesn't come and just get us eventually. I don't know. I think it just crashed there. It's not like the cold. Oh, so now the things come to the cold.

1:43.8

I don't think it was established.

1:44.9

It just crashed into the cold.

1:46.0

I'm developing new. I'm developing

1:47.7

new EU. Okay. Well, I mean, it can happen in Jamaica. It could have to be right. Like, not nearly as cool.

1:55.6

Well, yeah, it's remote snow is scary. It's going to be a long time getting here because it was a single slash colony entity that's at the South Pole.

2:06.9

And fictional.

2:08.1

So, yeah.

2:08.9

Slow moving.

2:10.0

But eventually.

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