#418: E.S.M.B. - Holiday High Strangeness: Minus Rob
The Cryptonaut Podcast
Marc Storrs
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🗓️ 22 December 2025
⏱️ 64 minutes
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Summary
Christmas Eve isn't just for Santa. From glowing elves and grinning bedroom goblins to winged humanoids and green lit visitors, these encounters suggest something else prowls the night. Lock the doors… This episode unwraps Christmas's darkest visitors.
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| 0:00.0 | Evil science and magic movies. |
| 0:07.0 | Hello and welcome to the Cryptonaut Podcast presents evil science and magic buddies, the show within the show, The Conspiracy of the Conspiracy, the Crypto Roundtable holiday edition. |
| 0:32.0 | It sure is. |
| 0:34.0 | Oh boy. |
| 0:35.1 | I'm Mark Storrs and with me as always is. |
| 0:56.6 | I am just Chris. Just Chris. And apropos for the holidays, we're down a man. Yeah. So this is not, yeah. The only surprise is that it's not me. Yeah. I do. This, you know, it's funny. Well, not funny, but just it times up perfectly that the last holiday break before, whatever, Rob was out pre- Thanksgiving. |
| 0:57.6 | So now he's out. |
| 1:00.1 | Rob is out pre-Christmas. |
| 1:01.3 | But it's okay. |
| 1:03.1 | Chris and I here, we're doing it. |
| 1:08.0 | We're spreading some holiday cheer, whatever you, whatever you're into out there. |
| 1:09.5 | Hope you're enjoying your week. |
| 1:11.6 | And yeah, we figure we get together and give you guys all a little taste |
| 1:13.5 | of some holiday high strangeness. No, you do it. It's freezing. It's snowing, as you can see on the... Yes, if you are on the Patreon, if you're on the video tier for Patreon, you can see that it is snowing. There is ice. Chris has all kinds of fun stuff happening over there. |
| 1:26.4 | Yeah, I hate to shrink it. |
| 1:27.3 | It was so big. |
| 1:27.8 | It was in our, like the icicles were in our faces. |
| 1:30.1 | I'm like, ah, I get it. |
| 1:31.2 | The ice. Chris has all kinds of fun stuff happening over there. Yeah, I hate to shrink it. It was so big. It was like the iceicles were on our faces. I'm like, I get it. |
| 1:31.2 | The iceicles were a little intrusive. But that's totally cool. So yeah, man, we got some fun stories to cover here coming from us, or coming to us, sorry, from Albert Rosales in the humanoid catalogs, which is awesome. And yeah, we got a bunch of really odd things that happen. Generally, I'm going to say December 24th. I'm not seeing anything here for Christmas, so it all happens on December 24th. I mean, you know, Christmas Eve and Christmas are the same. It's kind of the same thing, yeah. Like, like, for me, growing up, too, like, they were the same. |
| 2:02.8 | Yeah. |
| 2:03.0 | Because we open up a lot of presents on Christmas Eve and then a lot of Christmas Day. |
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