#416: The Kinnula Humanoids: Scourge Of Finland
The Cryptonaut Podcast
Marc Storrs
4.8 • 1.2K Ratings
🗓️ 8 December 2025
⏱️ 68 minutes
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Summary
In what has to be one of the most intriguing, confounding, and flat-out jaw-dropping flaps in the annals of ufology, a roughly 300-day stretch in 1970 and '71 plunged Finland into an unprecedented wave of high strangeness. Citizens across the country were left stunned by the sudden emergence of tiny, space-suit-clad beings—entities that seemed to hail from a reality heavier, slower, and infinitely stranger than our own… creatures who proved more than capable of harming anyone foolish enough to try to capture one.
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| 0:00.0 | The |
| 0:07.0 | The Hello and welcome to the Cryptonaut podcast. |
| 0:39.1 | I am Mark Stores. |
| 0:40.6 | With me as always is. |
| 0:41.6 | Uncle Bobby. |
| 0:42.7 | Bobby Bob. |
| 0:43.4 | And Kras. |
| 0:44.7 | Chris. |
| 0:45.9 | We're back from our vacation. |
| 0:47.8 | Yes. |
| 0:48.4 | For now. |
| 0:48.9 | We are well rested. |
| 0:51.6 | Well. |
| 0:52.2 | We are not stressed. |
| 0:54.1 | We are. Everything is okay. Okay. We are not stressed. We are. |
| 0:55.3 | Everything is okay. |
| 1:10.7 | It's opposite. I love that you're shoving. I like, it's like your fucking image board. I'm in, I'm in too. You're right. Everything's fine. Nothing is stressful. No. I couldn't be happy. Yeah, there's a dream board under the monitor. We might actually need to get one. |
| 1:13.2 | We'd just be like, normalcy, happiness. |
| 1:14.4 | Oh, Jesus, great. |
| 1:13.2 | I'm definitely. be happy. Yeah, there's a dream board under the monitor. They're just going by like, we might actually need to get one. We just be like normalcy, happiness. |
| 1:24.9 | Oh, Jesus, great. I'm down. I'll just, I'll bring the card that Chris gave me once that had, well, I took off the negative side. It had all the good things on the front and all the bad things on the back. There you go. Like no bad. Farts. I don't even know. |
| 1:25.9 | It was fucking fun. It was a super funny card. |
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