417 - Friday the 13th (Revisited)
The Horror Virgin
The Horror Virgin
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🗓️ 13 February 2026
⏱️ 100 minutes
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Summary
"Dying under Kevin Bacon. There's got to be worse ways to go."
This week’s scariest movie is... Friday the 13th. This film has everything: kitchen mugs getting burned, pregnant Purple mattresses, And Monopoly played in real time. If you love doom-prophet bike commutes, killer POV giveaways, and starting your hitchhiking journey at 5am, this episode’s for you!
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| 0:00.0 | Ever since I was a little girl, I wanted to watch people play Monopoly in real time. |
| 0:06.0 | Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. |
| 0:10.0 | Paige, it's Sprint Monopoly. |
| 0:16.0 | That's like right up your alley, which is also on the other side of park place. |
| 0:21.2 | Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Just past the get out of jail. |
| 0:24.6 | You'd be naked after, like, one hotel. Why you think you take a hoe to a hotel, Jonathan? |
| 0:31.8 | Right. Also, they didn't establish how much rent equaled one piece of clothes. It's not really a thought-out game mechanism. |
| 0:39.9 | Anyway, thank you for tuning |
| 0:41.4 | into horror version. |
| 0:42.4 | And I'm your horror virgin, Todd, which means |
| 0:45.1 | I don't like scary movies, but you guys make me |
| 0:47.3 | watch them. And this Friday |
| 0:49.1 | the 13th, we're doing something |
| 0:51.3 | special, probably |
| 0:52.7 | yet expected. Sure. although also still yet somewhat surprising |
| 0:57.3 | because everyone was probably like, I thought they had finished this, but no, we haven't |
| 1:02.0 | because we did the first one like when we first started the podcast back when Page sounded different |
| 1:08.2 | and Jonathan wasn't on. |
| 1:10.4 | So we wanted to go back and we wanted to get everyone's takes on it. |
| 1:13.7 | So we invited Jonathan back and we got Paige on this episode to go through Friday the 13th guys. |
| 1:19.5 | We're doing it. |
| 1:20.1 | Yes. |
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