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418 - Scary Movie 2

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The Horror Virgin

Horror, Tv & Film, Comedy, Horror Movies, Film Reviews, Improv

4.51.8K Ratings

🗓️ 16 February 2026

⏱️ 109 minutes

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Summary

“Apparently a bunch of people make cock and ball necklaces now”

This week’s scariest movie is... Scary Movie 2. This film has everything: A horny ghost hookup, dirty talk confessions, And Tori Spelling just GETTING IT from a ghost. If you love Exorcist parody chaos, Tim Curry in full haunted-house professor mode, and a horror-comedy that sprints past good taste without looking back, this episode’s for you!

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0:00.0

This episode brought to you by the following patrons.

0:02.7

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0:08.5

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0:14.7

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0:31.0

And all the patrons want you to know you're loved, your listens to when you're a valuable member of this awesome horror virgin community.

0:36.3

And if you want to hang out with us, do so in the Facebook group, Discord server, or subreddit where we'll be hanging out daily. Paige, I know the Super Bowl is today, but I just hope both teams have a great time with their football party. Yeah. In the middle of our Bad Bunny and Green Day concert, have a good time, guys. I can't wait to watch it later on YouTube if it's any good.

0:55.9

There you go. I'll tell you. Are you going to play Ghost of Yote all day instead? No, I've already beaten that. Natalie and I are going to, like, go out and do some stuff and then grab lunch. Love that. I guess an early dinner probably, because we'll be recording until way after lunch. Yeah, I mean, hopefully not way after lunch.

1:11.4

This movie is not even 90 minutes long. because we'll be recording until way after lunch. Yeah, I mean, hopefully not way after lunch.

1:11.4

This movie is not even 90 minutes.

1:13.6

This movie is 80 minutes long and full of offensive shit, so it probably won't be way after lunch.

1:20.2

You're right.

1:21.7

There's also no story at all.

1:25.2

Page, what do you mean there's no story?

1:27.6

It literally steals from like 30 other movies.

1:31.4

It steals comments from them, but no plot points.

1:35.7

Thank you for tuning into Horror Virgin.

1:37.5

I'm Paige.

1:38.1

And I'm your Horror Virgin Todd, which means I don't like scary movies, but you guys

1:41.4

sometimes make me watch them, but this week you didn't because

1:44.4

the listeners made us watch scary movie too. So Paige, was this the first time you had seen

1:51.1

scary movie too? It actually was. I thought for sure I'd seen this one because I've seen

1:55.5

other scary movies like down the line or whatever and I must have just full miss this one. I had never seen it. Same. I had full missed this one and the entire franchise, honestly. Sure, sure. Well, and here's the thing, too, because, like, we've been to do this podcast for a long ass time and we're only just now getting to two because we only just did one. Like, was it a year ago? It couldn't have, maybe. No, I think it was only like six months ago. I'm pretty sure it was a year ago. I mean, I have no idea, though. So, like, the listeners will have to fact check us on that. Who knows? We did the other one recently enough that you'd be surprised that we have only gotten to two in the tenure of this podcast.

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