416 - Him
The Horror Virgin
The Horror Virgin
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🗓️ 9 February 2026
⏱️ 126 minutes
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Summary
“He has the trigger discipline of someone who only got a $50,000 signing bonus"
This week’s scariest movie is... Him. This film has everything: NFL-wife Gwyneth Paltrow energy, Poop Math, And a football movie that isn't for people that like football. If you love culty QB training camps, pigskin symbolism, and weaponized sports logic, this episode’s for you!
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| 0:00.0 | This episode brought to you by the following patrons, |
| 0:02.3 | Hinn, Min, Jason, Madeline, Laura, Jeremy with the laser eyes, Ali, Kristen, and Tia. And all the patrons want you to know you're loved, your listens to, and you're a valuable member of this awesome horror virgin community. And if you want to hang out with us, do so in the Facebook group, the Discord server, or the subreddit, where we'll be hanging out daily. I just have to say this. I'm concerned and or impressed by a lot of our listeners' bowels movement consistency. |
| 0:25.9 | I forget everything we say the second the mics go off. |
| 0:30.1 | Oh, then I bet that was very confusing for you. |
| 0:32.5 | That's like two episodes ago, and my brain is like, we talk about poop a lot. |
| 0:45.1 | You're going to have to be more specific. |
| 0:47.1 | I'm sorry, you're going to have to be more specific about which time we talked about poop. |
| 0:51.2 | You're going to have to narrow down when we were talking about poop. |
| 0:55.7 | I'll tell you when we get to Spotify comments. |
| 0:57.7 | I'll catch you up. |
| 0:58.7 | Great. |
| 0:59.3 | Thank you for tuning into Horror Virgin on Paige. |
| 1:01.3 | And I'm your horror virgin, Todd, which means I don't like scary movies, but you guys make me watch them. |
| 1:05.7 | And this week, Paige made us watch him. |
| 1:10.8 | All right, Paige. Yep. I'm assuming this is the first time you watched this movie. It is. I have a lot of thoughts, but yes, this is my first time. I have a lot of thoughts about this movie, too. It clearly was the first time I watched it, and I will say, I understand why people didn't like it. Yes. But I dug the shit out of it. |
| 1:30.3 | We'll get into it. |
| 1:31.4 | It's going to be honest with you. |
| 1:32.3 | They made a football movie for people who don't give a shit about football. |
| 1:35.8 | And that's like the problem with it. |
| 1:37.9 | Like I can see that wholesale. |
| 1:40.7 | It's like, oh shit. |
| 1:42.1 | This is a takedown of a fandom more or less. |
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