The Bugle, audio newspaper for a visual world!

Hello, Bugleers, and welcome to issue 4,160 of the Bugle, audio newspaper for a world

that doesn't really know if it's visual anymore.

It's frankly got no idea what it is, and to be honest, I and his ultimate, am not entirely

sure if it is.

But does this world, it is very hard to tell if anything exists now.

It's partly because there is nothing about our world-renowned planet at the moment

that suggests that anything genuinely believable is actually incredibly happening.

And partly because I'm recording this at Old Trafford Cricket Ground, where from tomorrow

morning I will be watching my 11th to 15th days of international cricket in an empty

stadium out of the past 17 to 21 days of my life in my parallel existence as a cricket

stature.

To be honest, at the moment, I've no idea if reality has a concept even exists and

B, that is nowhere near a high enough proportion of days watching cricket to help me get through

the planet at the moment.

Reluctantly therefore, Bugleers, for you I will do my best to make sense of the rest of

the world outside the cricket bubble and to help me in this melodorous task.

I'm joined from India by Anuvaab Pal and from Australia, nothing can phaser, it's Alice

Fraser.

Hello Andy, hello Douglas.

Hello Andy.

Hello both of you.

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