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Hello Buglers and welcome to a brief sub-sub-episode interstitial micro-bugle 416.5.

For the next few weeks we are shifting the Bugle recording day to early in the week,

not its traditional Zeus given Friday slots due to a cricket and more importantly be me working

at the cricket if indeed working is the correct word. So we will record this coming Monday

then the following two Tuesdays, so your bugle this week will emerge into the podiverse next week

on Tuesday the 4th of August. So what I'm essentially saying is there will be a bugle episode

this week but it will be next week and next week's bugle will be the following week if that makes

sense which it does if you're prepared to accept that it kind of makes sense. Also the lack of a

full episode this week until next week allows me to alert you to the relaunch of Bugle Merch

and yes we have a cavalcade of delectabilities for you ranging from t-shirts to socks

with nothing in the two just t-shirts and socks currently but there will be more other stuff to

follow soon like hats and maybe some other things and you can pre-order the 2020 Bugle Christmas

assuming Christmas happens this year which it hopefully will otherwise there are going to be a lot

of disappointed turkeys milling around saying geez I've got to clack through another year of this

shit so t-shirts and socks we are very much majoring on torsos and feet as the parts of our

listeners bodies that most need to be covered up from the eyes of the Lord the t-shirt of course

is a world famous garment these days that has rendered the tabard all but irrelevance in every day

torso where and there is no finer colour combination to insuretend yourself with than the orange

and black of the Bugle black for the immutable darkness of the universe and orange for the fruit

that if Eve had chosen that instead of the apple or whatever the forbidden fruit was would have been

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