415 - Tales from the Hood
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The Horror Virgin
4.5 • 1.8K Ratings
🗓️ 2 February 2026
⏱️ 94 minutes
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Summary
"It's like pre grave robbing. It's all the grave robbing. But no diggity"
This week’s scariest movie is... Tales from the Hood. This film has everything: a Ded Talk, tiny little footsteps, And a drug dealer who won’t stop telling stories while you’re trying to buy weed. If you love fighting 50 dolls, refried-beans logic, and crumpling up monster drawings, this episode's for you!
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| 0:00.0 | This episode brought to you by the following patrons. |
| 0:02.3 | Heather, Min, Jason, Madeline, Laura, Jeremy with the laser eyes, Ali, Kristen, and Tia. |
| 0:07.7 | And all the patrons want you to know you're loved, you're listened to, and you're a valuable member of this awesome horror virgin community. |
| 0:12.7 | And if you want to hang out with us, do so in the Facebook group where we'll be hanging out and talking about issues daily. |
| 0:19.0 | This movie violates one of my biggest rules in my life, which is never follow a mortician to a second location. |
| 0:29.9 | This guy has more coffins and Costco. |
| 0:37.0 | Paige, I'm 100% sure there's only three of them for that last shot. |
| 0:40.7 | Right. |
| 0:40.9 | Because they're literally all the same coffin. |
| 0:43.9 | Well, but they all look different than the three. |
| 0:45.9 | So I feel like they had one rotator coffin. |
| 0:48.8 | And wait, we should save this for the actual episode. |
| 0:51.1 | Yeah, we definitely shouldn't go deep on the mortician lore yet. |
| 0:54.6 | Thank you for tuning to War Virgin on Paige. |
| 0:56.7 | And I'm your email technical support, Todd, which means that I don't like scary movies, |
| 1:02.0 | but you guys make me watch them. |
| 1:03.4 | And this week, Paige made us watch Tales from the Hood. |
| 1:08.5 | Yes. |
| 1:08.9 | Sorry, the technical support thing was because... It was just for us. Yeah. Paige and I had to troubleshoot her email this morning. Yeah, well, by troubleshoot, we mean, why is it this working? Is it just not working? It's not working. There we go. And then it did the thing where you call a second person to witness the thing you think is broken and it immediately starts working |
| 1:29.1 | again. |
| 1:30.4 | You motherfucker. |
| 1:32.5 | Anyway, Fage, tell me what you thought about tales from the hood and was it the first time |
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