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Weirdest ad for New Balance I've ever seen.

I'm glad Ray didn't win because this movie proves he had no soul on that shoe.

Oh, because he was a ginger.

No, because he lost his soul of his shoe, Paige.

Oh, yeah, oh yeah, I forgot about that part.

You are right.

He did not physically have one.

Yes.

Thank you for tuning into Horror Virgin on Page. And I'm your horror virgin virgin Todd, which means I don't like scary movies, but you guys make me watch them. And this week, the listeners made us watch The Long Walk. Paige. Yes. Was this the first time you saw The Long Walk? Unfortunately, yes. Yeah, it was my first time too. And I got to be honest with you.

The title gets it right. Like, it does get it right. It is just a long walk. Like, yeah, that's all we got. You know, it's what's on the box. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, there literally is nothing outside of the walk. I mean, I guess we get a little bit of build up to the walk

when his mommy drives him to the walk site.

But like, that's it.

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