#4139 The No Sneeze Diet
TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live
TBTL
4.8 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 12 February 2024
⏱️ 87 minutes
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Summary
Luke and Andrew discuss what's at the top of everyone's mind this morning: dental floss, Q-tips, and Lena Dunham. Then they talk about the commercials that caught their attention most during yesterday's Super Bowl broadcast.
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| 0:00.0 | down 20, 503 to go, someone has run on the field, some guy with a brawl. |
| 0:07.7 | And now he's not being chased, he's running down the middle of the 40, arms in the air |
| 0:11.8 | and a victory salute. He's pulling down his pants put up your |
| 0:15.4 | pants my man pull up those pants he's being chased to the 30 he breaks a |
| 0:19.9 | tackle from a security guard the 20 down the middle to 10, the 5, he sides at the one and they converge on him at the goal line. |
| 0:30.0 | And the players with hands on hips at the other end of the field are looking at them and shaking |
| 0:34.4 | their head and saying, why, oh, why is this taking place in a Super Bowl? |
| 0:39.8 | TBT T. T. L. |
| 0:50.0 | Well, with all due respect. I mean, I hate to admit this, but I mean, I don't think I've been online and, you know, a couple days or weeks or whatever, so that's really not an important thing to me. |
| 0:57.0 | My face, your face, instant face, go talk to whoever you want that does that stuff. I don't know. |
| 1:02.0 | Okay, this is what I would do. I would start with a joke joke. |
| 1:05.0 | Vince Vaughn quote obviously. |
| 1:07.0 | Swingers or Cras? |
| 1:09.0 | Fred Clause. |
| 1:10.0 | I could really lay him out quickly. With him out of the way, I think we're just gonna be |
| 1:14.5 | 360 spins and slam- dug pointers. |
| 1:20.5 | All right, hello, good morning |
| 1:22.4 | and welcome everyone to a Monday edition of TVTL the show that just might be |
| 1:26.4 | Too beautiful to live. What's that? What's that brother? My name is Luke Burbank. I am your host |
| 1:32.3 | You're like that Daniel Day Lewis of only doing one thing. |
| 1:35.0 | Coming to you from the Madrona Hill studio perched high above the mighty Columbia where it's getting not dry out there unfortunately. |
| 1:43.0 | You know you like to get wet though. |
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