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TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

#4130 A Man Needs A Rubbermaid

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.82.4K Ratings

🗓️ 30 January 2024

⏱️ 78 minutes

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Summary

Andrew has to say goodbye to an object that has been by his side for years. Too many years, he now realizes. And Luke recounts his adventures trying to give away a refrigerator this weekend. 

Transcript

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0:00.0

Knock, not. Who's there?

0:02.0

Mike Sniffer Pippets.

0:03.5

Mike Sniffer Pippets, who?

0:05.0

Mike Sniffer Pippets who?

0:06.5

How many Mike Sniffer Pippets do you know?

0:08.0

Come on, let me in, it's cold out here.

0:10.0

Geez.

0:12.0

T. TBTL.

0:14.8

Ladies and gentlemen,

0:18.8

meat love cake with mashed sweet potato icing.

0:21.8

With only 433 calories, 52 grams of protein, and only five

0:26.3

chivalhydram. This is not your mom's podcast. This is too beautiful to live.

0:31.4

Are you trying to seduce me?

0:33.0

I'm trying to seders you.

0:34.7

You guys are so fun.

0:36.2

Just relentlessly fun.

0:37.7

I keep thinking, when are they going to stop being fun?

0:40.4

And the answer is never. Hey, look here, why don't we eat us a few thousand beers and you tell me what's buzzing in the big bad city?

0:48.0

All right.

0:52.0

Hello, good morning and welcome everyone to a Tuesday edition of

0:55.8

TBTL the show. It just might be too beautiful to live.

0:59.7

The song goes out to all the coffee lovers of the world. My name is Luke Burbank, I am your host.

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