You're not going to believe this Barney, I forgot Wilmer's birthday last week.

Uh-oh, Fred.

So I bought a new necklace, they were having a 50% off sale.

But I left the price tag on, so now Wilma's saying I'm taking her for granite.

Oh, Fred,

Now she's saying she wants her divorce.

I guess you could say she wants a clean slate. want sole custody.

Fred. I guess it's up for the quartz to decide. TBTL.

This Canadian wrapped jump man jump man. Then boys up to something.

I think I need some robit tussin.

Oh he's hilarious dog who is Rick Moranis I've never like chased the guy across a crowded city square I've never I've never hung on to that part of the helicopter you know know that part underneath the thing where it lands?

Do you know the part? Yes, I know that. I've never hung on to that.

I just feel like I'm excited and I feel relaxed and I'm ready to party with the best of them.

Do you believe that?

I do if you do. But it's absurd. Okay, are we done with the business part? I wanted to start the clown portion of the meeting.

All right. Hello, good morning and welcome everyone to a Monday edition of

TBT All the show that just might be too beautiful to live. The word that comes to

mine is ludicrous. My name is Luke Burbank. I am your host.

Everything you're about to see is my real voice.

Coming to you from the Madronah Hill studio,

purchased high above the mighty Columbia where it's just an absolutely beautiful day today.

Oh Ma, Pa, it's just beautiful.

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