#413 Your Cauldron, Your Rules

What A Time To Be Alive

Comedy

4.8 • 666 Ratings

🗓️ 24 November 2025

⏱️ 84 minutes

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Summary

Folks, on this week's episode we hear about how an ancient soup was unearthed in China, why parmigiano reggiano has been signed by Hollywood talent agency UTA, how Neanderthals and early humans kissed, a new device that allows dogs to control home appliances, and the judge forced to resign for wearing Elvis garb in court

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Transcript

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0:00.0	While all the whews of Whoville were at McDonald's eating, the Grinch from his lair started plotting and scheming.
0:06.3	Gherkin-flavored fries and odd socks will send them crackers.
0:09.5	So try the Grinch's new meal and head down to Macers.
0:15.2	Until 4th of Jan from 11 a.m., price and participation may vary while stocks last grinched for adults.
0:21.4	Welcome to what a time to Be Alive.
0:24.2	The only podcast counting down everything this week that made you say,
0:28.3	What a Time to Be Alive!
0:30.4	And now, Patrick Monaghan, Kath Barbadoro, and Eli Udyn.
0:41.4	Folks, welcome, What a Time to Be Alive, the podcast of casts on a fence each week They make you say a thing that's a podcast on Patrick Ronan.
0:44.2	I'm Kath Barbado
0:45.0	I'm Eli Udn
0:46.8	Happy almost Thanksgiving everybody
0:49.7	It's in a few days
0:51.6	There it is.
0:55.8	Squirled away just for the season.
0:58.1	6-7 dead beats.
1:00.1	Oh no.
1:01.2	Oh, no.
1:02.0	Shelby talked to Gen Alpha and now.
1:05.2	Do not do this.
1:06.8	Man, people are really, they are just,
1:09.8	people are just walking into that trap.
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