#412 Stacking Piss

What A Time To Be Alive

Comedy

4.8 • 666 Ratings

🗓️ 17 November 2025

⏱️ 79 minutes

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Summary

Folks, on this week's episode we hear about dolphins wearing sea sponges as hats to attract a mate, the carnivorous sea sponge found at the bottom of the ocean, a palm springs man who's identity is being used by romance scammers, how raccoons are showing early signs of domestication, and the man who played Dance Dance Revolution for 144 straight hours

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Transcript

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0:00.0	Welcome to What a Time to Be Alive.
0:04.1	The only podcast counting down everything this week that made you say, what a time to be alive.
0:10.4	And now, Patrick Monaghan, Kath Barbadoro, and Eli Udn.
0:18.1	Folks, welcome to a lot of time to be allowed, the only podcast, the kind of sound things you
0:21.1	each week.
0:21.5	I'm Cat Barbadourou. I'm Cat Barbadourou. I'm Eli Udn.
0:27.0	Hi. Hello.
0:28.8	Welcome, everyone. Hello, listeners.
0:32.6	What's up?
0:33.8	Greetings.
0:35.4	Hey. Do you guys... Hey. Hey. Do you guys ever... When you're about to go on stage for stand-up, are you ever like, oh, no, I have to pee? Does it ever happen to you? No. Where you're like, I've made a fatal error by not peeing before I go to stage. No, next question. Never happens.
0:55.2	It happens to me all the time.
0:57.4	And then of course you get on stage in like any biological need you have,
1:02.1	you like no longer feel.
1:03.4	Does that, if you've been on stage or you're like a little bit sick and then you go
1:06.9	on stage and you're like, oh, I'm fine.
1:09.0	No?
1:09.6	Also no.
1:10.1	I mean, I feel like I've, my pelvic floor is, you know, crazy from my rolling around in bed training every morning because I always, I'm so good at holding it, you know? Because I've heard this before, but I don't know it's. It's like a dog. I ain't never getting no UTI.
1:29.2	I'm all good.
1:31.7	It's, you know, it's, it knows its place.
1:34.6	It wouldn't dare develop an infection.
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