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The Cryptonaut Podcast

#413: E.S.M.B. - Humanoids Vol 1. Part 7: Minus Rob

The Cryptonaut Podcast

Marc Storrs

Comedy, Society & Culture

4.81.2K Ratings

🗓️ 10 November 2025

⏱️ 48 minutes

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Summary

A UFO drops a box, a gray giant zaps a kid's hallway, and a red-winged dude flies off in a metal bus. Buckle up kiddos! The universe brought its weirdest. 

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0:00.0

Hello and

0:05.0

science and magic movies.

0:08.0

Hello and welcome to the Cryptonaut Podcast presents evil science and magic buddies.

0:27.0

My name is Mark Stores and I am joined this fine evening by the agile and animated.

0:34.8

Agile.

0:35.3

Agile.

0:36.9

Christopher Carnicelli. Nobody in the history of my life has used that word to describe it. Being agile? Yeah. Your agility? Really? I don't think so. No, not really. Maybe when I was like 15 and like I played football. Maybe. All right. But you are animated. Oh, you're doing it. See, you're animated. Even though they put me on the fucking line i'm like forced two and they're like you're like you're a lineman i mean it works actually no that's fine that's a fine size for a line i mean you know i did pretty good as a lot of you don't necessarily have to be huge i was a terrible no back then it wasn't because i mean you're like 13 or 14, whatever it was. But now I played garden.

1:11.8

I'm terrible.

1:12.7

My son plays garden.

1:13.9

He's amazing because, you know, he's.

1:16.8

He's.

1:16.8

Frankenstein.

1:17.4

Exactly.

1:18.2

Exactly.

1:19.4

Yeah.

1:20.0

Yeah.

1:20.6

No, I was terrible with that.

1:22.0

Football aside, go bills.

1:24.6

Unfortunately, after our, after our spooky vacation, we lost

1:29.8

Bob temporarily for this week.

1:31.7

He will be back.

1:32.4

He's definitely under the weather with his,

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