#414: Ultra-Cryptids: Reality-Shattering Tales From The W.T.F. Files
The Cryptonaut Podcast
Marc Storrs
4.7 • 1.2K Ratings
🗓️ 17 November 2025
⏱️ 79 minutes
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Summary
For those who find themselves slipping into the untethered realms of high strangeness, the only thing weirder than a run-in with an anomalous animal: is a confrontation with an un fathom able "thing" that not only defies classification but is in possession of powers beyond comprehension. These curious critters range from the merely odd to the utterly insane, but one thing is absolutely certain… once you've see one, your world will be never be the same again.
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| 0:00.0 | The |
| 0:07.0 | The Hello and welcome to the Cryptonaut Podcast. |
| 0:37.1 | My name is Mark Stores. With me as always is. Rob Morphy. Robert. Back. Welcome back. From the depths. Yeah. Nice. It's been a nice little three week vacay. You had a little shippoopy incident. Oh, a little shepoopy, a little puky. All right. Cool. Everything incident. Nice. Bowls rebelled. Yeah. The great Bowles Rebellion of 2025 as shall henceforth be known. |
| 0:57.8 | I mean, be a little puky. All right, cool. Everything incident. Nice. Bowels rebelled. Yeah. |
| 0:54.2 | The great Bowels rebellion of |
| 0:55.5 | 2025 as shall henceforth be known. |
| 0:57.8 | I mean, |
| 0:58.1 | it happens, |
| 0:58.6 | man sometimes. |
| 0:59.0 | Shitting and puking and mayhem. |
| 1:00.8 | Yeah, |
| 1:01.0 | no, |
| 1:01.2 | it wasn't a vacation at all. |
| 1:02.4 | It was long suffering. |
| 1:03.4 | You just lived in three weeks. |
| 1:04.4 | Yes. |
| 1:04.6 | Oh my God. But I'm so glad to be back. All right. And you good sir are. I am. |
| 1:29.5 | You are. The very existence of him is enough. Yeah. Bask in the glow. Cool. It's going to be that way. I'll win you. Yeah, dude. Novemberbys hit kind of hard. Yeah, they did. Out of nowhere. They did. Everything was normal. I'm like pumpkins. and then I'm like, God damn it, here we are. |
| 1:30.1 | It always is. |
| 1:28.4 | It's that brutal edge of... Yeah, they did. Out of nowhere. They did. Everything was normal. I'm like pumpkins and then I'm like, God damn it. |
| 1:29.5 | Here we are. |
| 1:30.1 | It always is. |
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