Well, who do we have here?

Carla Tuesday, W-D-U-R-The-Dur.

Reverend Richard, is it true that you'll be representing yourself?

Carla, let me tell you a little story.

I was walking on the beach with the Lord,

and there were two sets of footprints in the sand and then there were

three sets of footprints and I said who's that and the Lord said it's Dale Earnhart

he's a big fan of yours. My client won't be answering any more of your questions.

Stay in school kids.

TBTL. At first he's silly and then he's magical and quite wonderful and you just don't know how to react except you're entranced.

So we're going to play a little game called Cursed or not Cursed.

Please sound like you might be a little bit jealous, babe.

No, and I know a little something about me and jealous because people have been jealous

of me my entire life.

I have no idea what you just said but I feel totally transformed.

In a few hours you're going to be smarter than anyone you've ever met.

All right.

Hello, good morning and welcome everyone to a Tuesday edition of TBTL the show that just

might be too beautiful to live.

If God wanted us to listen to audiobooks,

she wouldn't have given us eyes to watch TV.

My name is Luke Burbank.

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