#4107 Das Boot It And Das Toot It

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 28 December 2023

⏱️ 51 minutes

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Summary

Andrew wrote the best stand-up joke of all time and is excited to share it with Luke. They also do their best to distinguish Jack Reacher from Jack Ryan from Joe Pickett, whoever that is.

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0:00.0	Hi Luke and Andrew my name is Rockwell and I really really like the show. So once I was just thinking about TVTL and food then bam I came up with a TB-tel sandwich made of tomato, bacon, turkey, and lettuce.
0:17.8	I hope you mention it in the show.
0:20.4	No mountain too tall and good luck to all.
0:23.0	TBTL
0:29.0	Who do you see when you look in the mirror?
0:30.0	Daffy Duck. I have a picture of him taped to my mirror.
0:32.8	Okay, what do you see next to Daffy Duck?
0:34.8	Ryan Gosling.
0:35.8	I'm the king of the castle and you're the dirty rascal.
0:38.8	Crash into me.
0:40.1	Crash into me.
0:41.3	Well, if it makes you feel better, I'd rather be up here with you than down there with those
0:47.3	teenage people with their memes and their hashtags and drakes. We'll walk that fine line between cutting edge irreverence
0:55.0	and trouble with the Federal Communications Commission.
0:58.0	Watch out for that first step.
1:00.0	It's a doozy.
1:01.0	Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Gusey. Well, all right. Hello, good morning and welcome everyone to a Thursday edition of
1:08.8	TBTL, the show that just might be too beautiful to live.
1:13.5	My name is Luke Burbank.
1:14.8	Safily back here at the Madrona Hill studio perched high above the mighty Columbia.
1:18.6	God, what a whirlwind.
1:20.2	What an absolute whirlwind as we arrive at episode 4,107 in a collector series, another edition of the
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