Hey guys, it's Marissa in Maryland, and this might be a terrible idea, but I'm listening to today's episode, and I cannot continue listening until I leave this message on the voicemail.

Just in order many quick-fall. Just an automatic meatball. I wish it was wheat ball. That's my treat ball. That I don't have to eat ball just another man it's meatball.

I guess the context for that is that I'm a vegetarian and so is Luke and you can call Satan a week well anyway I'm not explaining

happy to love these guys.

TVTL E.T.L.

Can I blow your mind right now? There's not a single video of Abraham Lincoln.

I'm serious. Look it up. Go okay think about that he's one of the most famous Americans in history

He's the first president and there's no video

with ch chia And they're done What the song Jep-J-J-T-N-Djet-N-T-A-Low!

This song goes out to all the coffee lovers of the wall.

This thing rules.

It collates, staples pages, no more stapling by hand.

Yeah, Santa should have wrapped it.

All I know is this violates every canon of respectable broadcasting.

Well, all right, Gooten Morgan and Val Comen, to a Wednesday edition of TBTL, the show that just might be too beautiful to live.

Hi there my name is Luke Burbank.

I am your host coming to you today from Frankfurt, Germany.

That's right, Frankfurt on the main, aka, Manhattan.

Today is a TBTL first.

I think it is the first, well, that's not true.

I think I have done the show. We have had the occasion wherein one of us has been doing the show from a place that is not on the U.S. mainland, although previously I think I was in

Puerto Rico, which is part of the United States for various reasons and

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