4.8 • 28.5K Ratings
🗓️ 15 February 2014
⏱️ 27 minutes
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Walk signals are malfunctioning all over town. Plus, updates from former intern Dana and a look at the Community Calendar.
The voice of Dana was Jasika Nicole.
Weather: "What Have They Done to You Now" by Daniel Knox, danielknox.com.
Music: Disparition, disparition.info.
Logo: Rob Wilson, robwilsonwork.com.
Produced by Night Vale Presents. Written by Joseph Fink & Jeffrey Cranor. Narrated by Cecil Baldwin. More Info: welcometonightvale.com, and follow @NightValeRadio on Twitter or Facebook.
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0:48.8 | Please consider doing that and enjoy the show goodbye. |
0:51.2 | At a loss for words, here's a few you can use. Welcome to Nightfail. |
1:21.9 | Hello listeners. We have some news that will affect your morning commute, |
1:36.1 | so let's dive right into it. Walk signals across the whole of Nightfail are malfunctioning. |
1:44.0 | Of course, usually they show either a graphic photo of a run over pedestrian, indicating you |
1:52.7 | should wait, or time lapse photography of flowers wilting, indicating that it is safe to cross. |
2:01.4 | But this morning, commuters all over Nightfail are reporting that, bafflingly, they now all have |
2:09.8 | just the word walk in bold white letters. Citizens are standing by the side of the road, unsure of |
2:20.8 | whether they are allowed. Cecil, Cecil, it's Dana. Oh, it's so good to be able to communicate again. |
2:29.2 | Cecil, where'd he go? I don't think you can hear me, but I'll keep talking just in case. |
2:37.6 | Cecil, I have been in this desert for months now. Years may be. Get enough minutes and you have |
2:46.1 | days, have months, have years, have the whole of your life. There's never a great shift, only a |
2:52.8 | gradual sliding downwards. I can see the blinking light up on the mountain. I looked into it and my |
2:59.7 | head went one way while my mind went another. Alerts outside of all that seems to be. |
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