4.8 • 28.5K Ratings
🗓️ 1 March 2014
⏱️ 30 minutes
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Some strange new developments at the local numbers station, WZZZ. Plus, an update on former intern Dana, tips on how to get out of a geographical loop, and constant press conferences from outgoing mayor Pamela Winchell.
The voice of Fey was Molly Quinn.
Weather: "Keep It Coming" by Senim Silla, senimsilla.bandcamp.com.
Music: Disparition, disparition.info.
Logo: Rob Wilson, robwilsonwork.com.
Produced by Night Vale Presents. Written by Joseph Fink & Jeffrey Cranor. Narrated by Cecil Baldwin. More Info: welcometonightvale.com, and follow @NightValeRadio on Twitter or Facebook.
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1:04.2 | Welcome to Nightfail. |
1:23.0 | Even as much of town has been in flux, listeners, there is also much that has remained solid. |
1:41.1 | It's hot here, for instance. It's a desert. There are still lights in the sky above the |
1:48.5 | Arbys, and we still understand them. The sun is still rising and setting loudly, on most days. |
1:59.6 | But nearest and dearest to my heart, among all the constants in life, is WZZZ, our local numbers station. |
2:12.3 | Broadcasting from that strange and tall antenna built out back of the abandoned gas station on Oxford Street. |
2:20.4 | It still broadcasts a monotone female voice, reading out seemingly random numbers, |
2:28.4 | interspersed with chimes, 24 hours a day, 7 days a week. No transfer in ownership of most of the town, |
2:38.3 | nor unrest in the streets, nor declared war by a tiny civilization under a bowling alley, |
2:46.0 | could change how it operates. Until, well, until today, it changed. Here, listen. |
2:57.5 | 2392 33 67 88 41 41 40 I I |
3:23.5 | At which point the broadcast ceased? It has been silent since. |
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