40 - The Deft Bowman

Welcome to Night Vale

Night, Lovecraft, Commonplace, Radio, Science Fiction, Nightvaleradio, Welcome, Cecil, Fiction, Nightvale, Cranor, Vale, Neofuturists, Fink

4.8 • 28.5K Ratings

🗓️ 1 February 2014

⏱️ 30 minutes

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Summary

The Telephone Service finally fixes the only telephone booth in town, and a submarine arrives from faraway Nulogorsk. Plus, a new campaign from the Tourism Board, we meet our station's newest program director, and strange texts from a mountaintop, if you can believe that.

This episode was co-written with Zack Parsons.

The voice of Lauren Mallard was Lauren Sharpe.

Weather: "Offering" by Black City Lights. blackcitylights.bandcamp.com

Music: Disparition, disparition.info.

Logo: Rob Wilson, robwilsonwork.com

Produced by Night Vale Presents.

Written by Joseph Fink & Jeffrey Cranor. Narrated by Cecil Baldwin.

More Info: welcometonightvale.com, and follow @NightValeRadio on Twitter or Facebook.

Transcript

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0:00.0	Welcome to Night Vale has some pretty dope merch.
0:02.6	Don't believe me?
0:03.6	Go to welcometonightvail.com and click on store.
0:05.8	You'll find all kinds of great t-shirts, leggings, blanket, stickers, posters, mugs, and
0:09.6	so on.
0:10.6	In fact, even if you've been to our merch store before, it's different now.
0:14.2	We're constantly taking down old things and putting up new things.
0:17.4	So if something looks pretty dope to you, get it soon because who knows if it'll be
0:21.1	there long.
0:22.1	Some new items we just got in.
0:24.2	A Night Vale Parks Department sweatshirt with a 5-eyed bear by Jessica Hayworth, a big
0:28.7	Rico's apron by Rob Wilson, a cat show poster by Ryan Astrada, a really great Night Vale
0:34.4	spider wolves baseball cap, and some super creepy but incredibly beautiful blankets and
0:39.8	beach towels also from Jessica Hayworth.
0:42.3	Plus we have dozens more dope things for you or someone you love.
0:46.4	Just go to welcometonightvail.com and click on store to see it all.
0:52.0	The riddle says, he walks on four legs in the morning.
0:57.0	He walks on two legs at midday and at night he slithers from dream to dream effortlessly
1:05.5	like the air we breathe and we love him.
1:11.0	Welcome to Night Vale.
1:36.8	In response to our towns steadily declining tourism industry, the Night Vale Tourism Board
1:46.0	addressed our towns complete lack of appealing destinations like uncensored art museums,
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