Hey, now San Auburn.

Chicago seemed tired last night.

They had cigarettes where they're supposed to the eyes.

Hey, where you're Bala Yates?

All the iris seem wired last night.

Hey, what's happened to Mike Schmidt?

Last night at Schmitties.

I decided I'm going to go with that, I think.

That's going to be the intro from now on.

By the way, can you hear?

First of all, I've got to change the name.

I'm calling it last night at Schmitties.

That was my grand idea. I'm calling it last night at Schmittes. That was my grand idea.

I'm like, you know why?

And I explained it on fucking yesterday's episode.

But let me tell you this.

It doesn't make any sense.

I thought about it as a logic puzzle because that's what you do when you're driving around

in trying to pick up people and make $8 and you're like, hmm, my brain is going to go here. Either it's, I'm going to win the part bowl and get a billion dollars in where will I go first?

Or how many mistakes have I fucking made already on this new thing?

And so, uh, there's a lot of that comment, guys.

I apologize.

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