Hey, now San Auburn.

Chicago seemed tired last night.

They had cigarettes where they're supposed to the eyes.

Hey, where you're Bala Yates?

All the iris seem wired last time.

Hey, what's happening?

It's me.

I say that with the audacity of someone who expects you to know exactly who the fuck

he is.

And yet, I don't think I'm fucking wrong.

I think every single person out there right now knows exactly who the fuck they're

listening to, baby.

There's a lot of swearing for the first 10 seconds of this show. What? Seems surly. Seems salty. Why so salty? Uh, why so serious? Ah, da, da, da, da, da. That's when the Joker pulls out all the grenades with the pull button, the pull cord or whatever the fuck. Ah, da, da, da, da, da. You think you just steal from us and get away with it? Yeah. Please watch Dark Night. Well, you know, we'll talk about that at some point on last night at Schmidis. Because, again, this is going to be a show. You know, last night was more of a bitch fest. Because I was up in the air about some things that had happened at my apartment with my parking lot.

And anyway, I took the Theraflu and I crashed and I slept like fucking 10 and a half hours.

And so I started on my right hand side.

I woke up and I was still on my right hand side.

I woke up and my shoulder was fucked because I just was crushing it into the mattress the whole time. There wasn't a lot of tossing and turning. There was no Bobby Darren. There was no splish-splash taking a bath. Is tossing and turning Bobby Darren? Was that the big bopper? Tossing in and turning, turning it. Tossing in and turning all night. I kicked the blankets on the floor. That might be big bopper but I don't think so I think it's Bobby Darren because Bobby Darren is splish splash

guys I'm gonna be honest with you when I envisioned this show I did not expect so much talk

about entertainers from the 1950s I clearly I don't know why they are filling my brain

we had Martin and Lewis yesterday Jackie G Gleason, I got Bobby.

Dude, it's 2004, and I'm talking about the fucking big bopper.

What the fuck is going on?

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