409: How To Clean Your Unicorn

Regular Features

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4.9 • 546 Ratings

🗓️ 28 August 2020

⏱️ 43 minutes

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Hey Google spiders, wrap your little legs around this bad boy. Steve lays out the steps required to properly disinfect a desk. HOW HIEGHT IS A TOM CRUISE. Gav's been off to see Tenet. BERNIE SANDERS NUDES PICS THANKS. And Log has had a visit from a detective horse who investigates cryptic murders. VIDEO OF CAT. Alright, we're done here. Wrap it up and let's go.

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0:00.0	Regular regular, regular features, a regular regular, regular features, a regular regular features.
0:07.0	Hello and welcome to the regular features podcast, the podcast that is exactly the same every single week.
0:13.9	My name is Steve, and as I am every week, I am joined by my two bezzas messes.
0:24.8	Introduce yourself person on the bottom edge.
0:26.0	This is difficult on Zoom.
0:28.7	It is the first time I've had to introduce you to on Zoom.
0:30.4	You see, I did it two weeks ago.
0:31.5	I'm introducing myself now.
0:32.7	I did it two weeks ago.
0:36.3	You reacted the same way and you learned nothing, Steve.
0:37.2	I'm John Blythe. I am sewing what I reaped, vice versa.
0:41.9	And tonight, I will be taking you on a whistle stop tour of murders in another world.
0:49.6	Whoa.
0:50.9	That sounds incredible.
0:53.0	Gap.
0:53.1	Hello.
0:54.5	That's the voice of Gav creeping in.
0:56.6	That's me, baby.
0:57.8	You think he's not there, but there he is.
1:01.7	And tonight, I will be bringing the yucks and the chucks, but also telling you about a little story, about going to see a little film by Mr. Chrissy Nolans.
1:13.0	I love it.
1:13.7	It's not very long, but it's very funny.
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