410: Dark Milk Teeth

Regular Features

Comedy

4.9 • 546 Ratings

🗓️ 4 September 2020

⏱️ 38 minutes

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Summary

Open your hearts and close your eyes, fill your boots and empty your pockets, it's another episode of the Regular Features podcast. In this one, Joe's been eating in a dark room, Steve's been investigating his dentist's personal habits, and Log's courted sponsors of the dairy variety. My pasta is boiling over so I must stop writing this description x

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0:00.0	Regular regular, regular features.
0:02.0	A regular regular regular features.
0:04.0	A regular regular features are show.
0:07.0	Hello and welcome to the Regular Features Podcast.
0:10.0	Your regular news drop from me, Joey Scribs.
0:15.0	I'm here with John Logblythe.
0:18.0	John Lockblythe. And Steveoughblythe. John Loughblyth. And Steve, hoagitty.
0:22.6	Hi.
0:23.6	Hello.
0:24.6	As per yuge, we've got a little smogger spore of features that you'll be intimately familiar
0:33.6	with by this point.
0:34.6	If you have listened before, if you haven't, then this is the perfect
0:39.1	place to jump aboard. Same as ever. I've got a feature, a restaurant review of Don Le Noir, a restaurant
0:46.9	I thought I understood, but quickly came to realize I absolutely did not. Steve, what you got?
0:53.0	I've discovered an alarming secret about my dentist,
0:57.0	and I'm willing, I'm going to blow the lid, the bongo lids.
1:01.7	Do bongoes have lids?
1:03.1	He's a bongo playing dentist.
1:04.5	I've already given it away.
1:05.6	Shit.
1:08.4	And like every week, I will be punctuating Joe's feature with a series of commercial interjections.
1:16.8	That's what they call them.
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