408: Mac DeMarcosoft Flight Simulator

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Comedy

4.9 • 546 Ratings

🗓️ 21 August 2020

⏱️ 41 minutes

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Summary

Every time I upload these episodes it asks me to select a genre, and so I scroll down to the "comedy" tag and select it with all the unearned confidence of a Jimmy Carr type person, boldly declaring that what we do is so categorically hilarious that an entire Amazon Web Services database needs to know about it. I am disgusting. Hello. In this episode, Gav is haunted by real sausages, real mash. Steve encounters a weirdo tutorial in Microsoft Flight Simulator. And Log is here too, an undercurrent of delight in a riptide of shite.

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0:00.0	Regular regular, regular features.
0:02.0	A regular regular regular features.
0:03.8	A regular regular features are regular features a show.
0:07.8	Hello and welcome to regular features, the podcast.
0:10.0	That is exactly the same every single week.
0:14.1	Unlike every single week, my name is Gavin Miffy and I'm joined by Steve Hogan
0:17.6	and Logg-Life.
0:19.8	Hey, oh.
0:20.0	And what are the features coming at there is for this week?
0:25.5	Before you start, I'm going to have to make my excuses and say,
0:29.6	I don't actually have a feature.
0:32.0	But that is only because I knew you two had such astonishing and lengthy features that I would simply be cramming the ears of our readers open too far.
0:43.9	I would not seek to dilute the quality of your...
0:48.3	I'm just... This is not my feature. Fuck off. Tell me your features.
0:52.1	Make way for features. That's what I said. I sent you a message saying, look, you better not have a feature. I don't want you crimping on my, I don't want you compressing any of my feature. Crimping the crust of your pie. My feature pie. Because my feature pie this week is all to do with Microsoft Flight Simulator.
1:13.1	I don't have any fingers in it.
1:15.1	You should keep your fingers out of my plane.
1:20.1	My feature this week is all about being haunted by a phrase, just four words.
1:26.5	Real sausages, real mash.
1:30.3	Ooh.
1:31.9	It's not, yeah, that's, yeah, that's very terrifying.
1:36.8	It is terrifying.
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