#409: Chud the Builder is COOKED
The Snark Tank
Snark Tank
4.8 • 860 Ratings
🗓️ 18 May 2026
⏱️ 138 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome to the Snartek. |
| 0:11.4 | You're about to get your ears glazed by the great Chris Racon, Derek Blackman, and Tom |
| 0:19.6 | Sweetie. |
| 0:21.6 | Sit back and prepare for some action. |
| 0:26.2 | Sit back and prepare for some glazing glory. |
| 0:34.4 | Hello, everybody. Welcome to the Snark Tank podcast. |
| 0:41.4 | It's me, Chris. It's him, Derek. It's him, Sweeney. Just kidding. |
| 0:46.6 | Sweeney's gone. What happened to him again? |
| 0:50.1 | Last time I heard terrorists hijacked his plane to... |
| 0:54.6 | Right. |
| 0:55.1 | I think he was going to Tahiti. |
| 0:56.9 | Yeah. |
| 0:57.6 | Yeah. |
| 0:58.4 | And then... |
| 0:59.0 | We warned him. |
| 1:01.2 | We warned him. |
| 1:01.9 | We said specifically, it's like, Mercury is in retrograde. |
| 1:07.1 | Right. |
| 1:08.5 | You're going to get hijacked by terrorists on uh on your flight to tahiti and he said no |
| 1:12.8 | i'm too smart yeah to be hijacked he thought he was too intelligent to be hijacked |
| 1:18.5 | and now he's fucked so like i mean maybe he'll return maybe he won't maybe he'll come back |
| 1:23.5 | with like a one fewer organ yeah you know wake up in an ice bath yeah terrorists are pretty |
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