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Hey, everybody.

Welcome. Welcome back to the Snark Tank podcast. It's me, Chris. It's him, Derek, Sweeney. I regret to inform you. It's with a heavy heart.

With a very heavy heart that we have to announce that Sweeney lost both of his legs in Hawaii.

He was, he was, I don't know, treading water in like a little pond or something, a little Hawaiian pond.

And I think, what was it that the, because like the doctor reached out to us because we are in his, we are his emergency contacts because he has no real family that cares about him.

That's true.

Yeah.

So like they reached out to us and he said like, yeah, so 2,000 jellyfish stung his legs off,

basically was was the gist of what we heard.

And it's, you know, it's a hell back in there's there's not enough piss in the world that can reverse that no we lord knows he tried yeah like that was

one of the first things we heard that he tried to piss himself he tried to get everybody on the on

the beach to piss on him yeah he tried to do like he wanted to his spirit bomb and it just

didn't work he was like asking all the locals all the natives he's like hey could you

lend me or piss everybody and he was running around saying oh hana means family pee on me yeah

and then and uh yeah he he got beaten up a little bit because of that but uh some people actually

did oblige they did some people did of that, but some people actually did oblige.

They did. Some people did actually piss on them.

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