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You're about to get your ears glazed by the great Chris Racon, Derek Blackman, and Tom

Sweetie.

Sit back and prepare for some action.

Sit back and prepare for some glazing glory.

Technology is ancient even though it's kind of new.

Yeah, man. I mean, I have a lot of stuff that still works from there, but, you know, I transferred everything off it because you can't why rely on, like, technology from that area. That was when I got my first, uh, Western digital fucking, uh, external hard drive in 2004. I remember my first total hard drive. I was in like high school 40 gigs wild 20 gig and i thought as it i had so much porn on it insane

insane fucking 10 i did not put porn on fucking 72480p porn i don't know what the fuck i'm looking at

i never did any of that don't know what the fuck i'm looking at dude i figured if i ever needed porn I could just Google it I was a chronicler I was a chronicler I'm a chronicler But I'm not to the same degree anymore I've chronicled much less From my SD card in my house If you find my external hard drive It is it's seeping jizz That's how much porn is on it you find a you find like a what is it like a

little USB thumb drive taped behind like a painting oh what a note that says just please

burn it please burn it's not even illegal or anything it's just it's it's it's it's it's an

embarrassing amount of legal porn.

It's, you know? I don't want anybody to know that I gooned this much. Have you seen this?

That's why I'm fine.

If someone finds my laptop or anything like that and goes my thing, it's like, it's just going to be embarrassing how much porn.

Not what the porn is.

Yeah.

That's it.

It's like, it's just a ridiculous amount.

That's really all you can ask for.

Yeah.

It's going to be, it's going to be awkward.

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