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The Tim Dillon Show

408 - Russian Influencers & Dying At Work

The Tim Dillon Show

The Tim Dillon Show

News, News Commentary, Comedy

4.812.2K Ratings

🗓️ 7 September 2024

⏱️ 68 minutes

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Tim talks about attending the US Open, cancelling kids, trying to get sponsored by Russia, the random circus, an Arizona woman dying in her cubicle, the ice cream question and why the jumbotron doesn’t matter anymore.

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Ladies and gentlemen welcome with the Tim Billin to show.

0:03.3

It is the last week, I believe, with the summer background

0:08.6

that we really have not used only a few times.

0:18.8

I spent a lot of time this summer in LA shooting a show that comes out a special event that comes out on October 1st.

0:23.2

On Netflix, I'll say very little about it.

0:25.7

I'll say more about it later.

0:29.6

But it's about trans Israeli volleyball players in Russia.

0:45.0

No, it's about, it's a resurrection of a genre of television.

0:49.0

I believe the country deserves again.

0:52.0

That is my belief. We will see that is my belief. It is a

0:56.9

genre of television. I believe the United States of America at its current moment

1:02.1

deserves and I have provided it for them

1:06.2

and that will be out October 1st on Netflix so I wasn't in New York to use our beloved summer background, the lovely Northeastern Beach.

1:17.8

But we will be replacing it, yes, and the lobster.

1:21.9

We will be replacing it with a fall autumnal background very soon and we're

1:31.2

going to find an autumnal creature.

1:34.7

I don't know who it'll be, but...

1:37.8

Because it's seasonal.

1:39.7

And as you get older, you are more cognizant and aware of the seasons because like all things they

1:47.6

signify death.

1:49.5

All things after you are at a certain age you signify death everything all things

1:54.8

everything you see a new decoration go up at Target you go I'm gonna die

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