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The Tim Dillon Show

409 - The Presidential Debate & Eating Cats

The Tim Dillon Show

The Tim Dillon Show

News, News Commentary, Comedy

4.812.2K Ratings

🗓️ 14 September 2024

⏱️ 69 minutes

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Tim talks about 9/11, the Trump-Harris debate, who is eating pets, Starbucks, Middle Eastern Yelp reviewers and why he misses post-terrorist attack patriotism.

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0:00.0

I love 9 11. We got to get

0:05.0

911. We got to get positive about 9-11.

0:10.0

We got to get positive about 9-11. We're recording today on Wednesday, September the 11th.

0:19.8

It gets better every year. That's what I think, because a lot of people, now we're, now it's like, are you still sad about it?

0:29.0

Who's still sad about it? I get it the first few years, boohoo, but but now isn't everyone kind of just like,

0:40.0

it's a nice somber day to kind of just take a minute for yourself.

0:50.0

Isn't it good to just take a minute for yourself on 9-11 to just take some time

0:58.8

the bitch at the office won't fuck with you if you just stare out the window a little bit and I need to take an hour today it's 9-11.

1:07.0

I need to take a lot. I'm sorry I was late today. It's 9-11.

1:11.0

It's about really taking some time for yourself on 9-11.

1:20.0

Breathing, appreciating the time that we have with each other. It's so short.

1:30.0

Kamala Harris Donald Trump faced off in a debate last night.

1:37.0

Seemingly the polls say she has won it.

1:42.0

I don't know where they get these polls. I would also agree that she won

1:46.8

but not because she did great. Trump was a little unfocused, a little angry,

1:52.4

a little, you know, he was kind of rage filled which is

1:56.5

fine but he missed some layups where he could have gone after her and I think he missed some of those

2:00.8

layoffs I think what happens is when you get angry, you're not thinking strategically.

2:07.0

And I think he could have hit her on a few things. I don't know whether migrants are either. Things.

2:13.0

I don't know whether migrants are eating cats and dogs,

2:16.0

but I do know that there are immigrants that roasted guinea pigs in Prospect Park,

2:21.0

Brooklyn, I saw that, and I didn't't care about it because a guinea pig is sort of like a, you know, like a fat little rodent.

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