407 - The Mushroom Pilot & Jailed Billionaires

The Tim Dillon Show

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🗓️ 31 August 2024

⏱️ 69 minutes

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Tim examines Pavel Durov’s arrest, Trump’s assassin’s family, an autistic hockey team’s ice cream sale, a pilot’s experience with psychedelics and why Meghan Markle isn't a great boss.

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0:00.0	Ladies and gentlemen welcome to the Tim Dillon show thank you so much for tuning and I'm in a hoodie it's 91 degrees in Manhattan I
0:07.6	drove in from Long Island. I didn't realize now at the eastern tip of Long Island it's cool at night and people have hoodies on and I
0:16.7	figured that would be okay but apparently I got in here and it's 91.
0:23.4	Paul Durov, the CEO of telegram arrested in France,
0:28.2	released but not allowed to leave France
0:31.6	39-year-old Russian billionaire detained over charges that his messaging app
0:37.2	is used for criminal activity, including child abuse, images, amongst other things.
0:43.0	I don't use tele...
0:47.0	Wait, am I on telegret?
0:48.0	Let me check.
0:50.0	Someone made me...
0:52.0	I'm on signal. Someone made me I'm on signal.
0:54.0	Someone made me download signal because it was like, like we're gonna talk on signal.
0:59.6	And then this person just sends me memes on signal like there's no I thought it was I was
1:05.4	gonna get like cool like inside info like I'm like yeah I'll download signal which by the
1:09.8	way the NSA they can all read all of this. But I was like,
1:13.4	fuck yeah, I'll download signal, you got some fucking cool shit,
1:17.1	and it's memes. It's memes. Or it's like we just talk about regular things.
1:23.0	It's like, you know what restaurant I like?
1:27.0	We're on signal.
1:28.0	Send me something that's gonna get us killed.
1:31.0	Isn't that the point? Tell me something cool. Tell me you know that
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