Hi, it's Log here. Now, I've got a little bit of an apology to make because when I started doing the first recording for this podcast, it's not my fault. I need to make that very clear.

When I opened Audacity to start recording my voice, it had automatically selected 8,000 Hertz.

And apparently, that's not a high enough number to stop you sounding like you're

underwater in the 90s so bear with it it does improve around two-thirds of the way in

but this is my little apology to say the default settings on audacity betrayed me and ultimately betrayed

you. Again, not my fault, not your fault, someone's fault, Joe's fault.

Log has been cursed with real audio compression voice until further notice.

Hey, you there.

Press your earbuds in tighter.

That's right.

I want you to hear this all the way in.

It's the regular features podcast.

I'm John Blythe, and in a Zoom chat with me today

are two other gentlemen who I'm sure you'll love as much as I do.

Who are you, Mr. H, doing a little dance for the boys that they can't see?

My name is Steve Hogarty, and I'm here tonight to tell you all about Georgian Follies

and the man who upturned the Victorian gardening hegemony.

Oh, I love hearing people who aren't serious talking about hegemonies.

How about you, Joe, who are you, full name, and what have you got?

I'm Joseph Valerian Scrabbles, and I'm going to respond with a little help from the company, guys, you might come to know to an email from a pedophile's accountant.

Oh, the intersection of paedophilia and accountancy, so rarely explored.

I am going to be introducing you to the introduction, the induction, the appropriation,

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