#4074 TBTL Dot Net Slash Store

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 13 November 2023

⏱️ 80 minutes

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Summary

TBTL Senior VP of T-Shirt Design and Giant Hats Jon Sklaroff joins the show to announce the official opening of the TBTL merch store! Plus, an announcement on Luke's family text chain has Luke and his siblings scratching their heads.

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0:00.0	Gile, so I looked over your chart and you have mercury poisoning.
0:03.8	Good, thank you.
0:04.8	No, it's actually, it's terrible.
0:06.0	You have high levels of mercury in your blood, which is a very toxic poison.
0:10.4	Can I ask you about some of your symptoms?
0:12.1	Are you feeling fatigue?
0:13.0	Muscle weakness?
0:15.0	Yeah.
0:16.0	Any peeling skin?
0:17.0	Yeah, but peals right off.
0:18.0	Like wallpaper.
0:19.0	Well, these are all the symptoms of mercury poisoning.
0:22.0	So I'm going to prescribe a supplement for you of selenium and then I would recommend that you stop eating all fish.
0:28.0	I mean I eat a little bit of tuna fish. Occasionally tuna fish.
0:31.0	Occasionally.
0:32.0	Occasionally. Okay, occasionally.
0:34.0	What does that mean?
0:35.0	I don't know.
0:36.0	I don't have more than three dallops at tuna, you know, per meal.
0:39.0	You know, two, three ice cream scoopers worth?
0:41.0	Yeah, I mean about a handful is one dollop. You have three meals of tuna fish
0:46.7	per day. You got to eat breakfast lunch. She did it, don't you? Three squares or rounds if you're talking
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