#4073 I'll Be Slanged

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 10 November 2023

⏱️ 91 minutes

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Summary

After failing to identify the slang used by today's youth, Andrew quizzes Luke on the lingo used on the TV show Dragnet. They also discuss the inaccurate news about Jared Leto "climbing" the Empire State Building.

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0:00.0	Good morning. I have it earworm, but I thought I would sing into this little imaginary
0:05.9	radio show voice catcher. And maybe it will leave my head. Okay here we go. Bloosh the diarrhea turtle live in
0:17.8	Australia. That is literally all I got it just is going around and around and around in my head and I need it to stop.
0:25.6	Okay, I out.
0:27.6	T.T.T.L. Guess what day it is.
0:37.0	Guess what day it is.
0:39.0	It's Friday.
0:40.0	It's Friday.
0:41.0	Gonna get down on Friday.
0:43.4	Everybody's looking forward to the weekend.
0:46.0	For $20, I can tell you a lot of things.
0:48.8	The 30 I can tell you more.
0:51.0	And for 50, I can tell you everything. It's kind of weird I feel like I'm being
0:55.3	interrogated but by someone who doesn't really want to know anything important.
0:58.7	For the sake of customer service try to chill out my mom. God, man, we have seen some shit we ain't never seen before.
1:08.0	Well, all right, hello, good morning and welcome everyone to a Friday edition of TB,
1:13.4	T.L, the show that just might be too beautiful to live.
1:16.8	What a fun sexy time for you.
1:18.4	My name is Luke Burbank.
1:19.6	I am your host.
1:20.4	I don't even know why I'm here for.
1:22.4	Coming to you from the Madron Hill
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