Where have you been?

Why? That I miss the French toast Dippy things?

You're two hours late.

Well, it's impossible. I sent my watch back for daylight savings time.

Saving, not saving.

You said your watch the wrong way.

It's neither a plural nor possessive.

No, it's spring.

I spring backwards. No, you you spring forward have you ever watched girls gymnastics that makes no sense you could just get the correct time from your phone oh could I well guess what my phone fell in the toilet, so who's the

smart guy now can't?

TBTL

Well as some of you may know I've recently made a very big career change.

I used to be in radio, and now I'm a podcaster.

It's so easy. All you do is point and click.

All you need is a computer and a regular phone line.

A year ago, this is exactly what Greg Kinnear was doing,

but now he has an Oscar for sliding doors 3, colon, jingle all the door.

You can't be serious.

Oh, I'm serious, baby. I am Yahoo's serious. I'm Serious FM. Welcome to the world Serious of Serious

sponsored by Honey Nut Cereos.

Don't take this the wrong way, but you've just been kind of hanging around a lot lately which isn't a bad thing but it's also not a good thing.

Wow as melon scratches go that's a honeydoodle.

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