#4068 Attachments Disorder

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.8 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 3 November 2023

⏱️ 95 minutes

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Summary

Luke has gotten a lot of advice about the broken vacuum cleaner that he tried to return to Costco last weekend. Could this advice fix the machine? We’ll find out, on today’s installment of TBTL! Plus, Jeff Bezos is moving to Florida, and Andrew thinks he knows why.

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0:00.0	Hey, it's Krusty the Pizza Man!
0:03.0	All right, where's my 400 bucks?
0:06.0	Hey, wait. How can you be here when your show's on live?
0:09.0	I just threw on an old rerun. No one'll know the difference.
0:13.0	Huh?
0:14.0	Huh?
0:15.0	Huh?
0:16.0	Eh?
0:17.0	Eh?
0:18.0	Eh.
0:19.0	Children, remain calm.
0:20.0	The Falkland Islands have just been invaded.
0:22.0	I repeat, the Falklands have just been invaded.
0:25.0	T-B-T-M.
0:37.0	Guess what day it is! Guess what day it is! It's Friday, Friday, gonna get down on Friday.
0:41.0	Everybody's looking forward to the weekend.
0:44.0	Well, my friends are just beside themselves
0:45.9	that I'm gonna get to work with the COBRA.
0:47.9	Oh, God, no, please, just, just Cobra.
0:50.9	Sure, why not.
0:51.8	Jokes.
0:53.0	Do some.
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